today it's exactly one month until my birthday.

this means i'll be able to do a multitude of things I can't [legally] do now. Observe:

-drink alcoholic beverages (in alberta, quebec, and ontario, I believe)
-buy alcoholic beverages (in alberta, quebec, and ontario, I believe)
-buy pornography
-star in pornography
-go into "adult" toy stores
-participate in various sweepstakes and contests offered by beer companies and cereal brands
-buy lottery tickets
-watch dirtier movies
-have sex with people who are more than two years older than me (statuatory rape)
-participate in wet t-shirt contests


knowing me, i'll end up not fully taking advantage of my advanced age. i think that's probably good.